if I don’t do this I’ll be miserable forever [does it] okay so turns out if I do it I will also be miserable forever!

blvkvvolfe-deactivated20230401:

i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe

catmask:

catmask:

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

bulletsgirl:

bulletsgirl:

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying “i thought you meant flopping on the ground”. target audience

fairycosmos:

getting dressed trying to ignore the media brainwashed insecure mean 13 yo girl inside my head

catchymemes:

ravenkinnie:

ravenkinnie:

spiderman comics are such a gem of pure distilled comics bullshit writing with all the cringe it entails but also the actual quality writing that makes you think you’re reading something where the main character isn’t wearing spandex. the dialogue will be like “hey venom go to jupiter so you can get stupider” and then the thought box is like “I see a reflection of myself in the surface of him but the image is distorted. I’m not sure I like what I’m seeing, not because the grotesque imagery feels wrong but worse. it feels true”

it’s called being versatile

frankenbutch:

les miserables?? lesbians shouldn’t be sad that’s so fucked up

senatortedcruz:

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

tiktaalic:

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